"Grandmothers are famous for such sayings as 'Beauty is only skin deep'. 'Ladies don't sweat, they glow' and 'No I can't lend you a fiver, go and ask your mother."

A great little present for grandmas and grandpas alike, this little 'instruction' book will keep them chuckling all evening. A great stocking-filler for anyone to buy, and at £3.99 it's even affordable with pocket money. Remember, "Grandparents have most in common with their grandchildren. Both have lots of things to hide from mummy and daddy."

£3.99 + £1 p+p

This book is available in the shops but you can also order it direct from us. Just send us your name and address together with a cheque for £4.99 (includes £1 for postage and packing) made out to Top Notch Nannies to:

Top Notch Nannies
49 Harrington Gardens
London SW7 4JU

We will send you a copy by return of post.