"Don't have a child, have a giraffe. Half an hour after the birth they're up and able to feed themselves, and they never make a fuss in Toys 'R' Us."

Another book full of excellent one-liners for the harassed father. You'll laugh at lines like "Be master of your own home - live in the shed " and "'Baby Changing Facilities' doesn't mean you can swop yours for another one."

£3.99 + £1 p+p

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