"Support wildlife: throw a birthday party for your two-year-old."

All mothers will love this little book of 200 'instructions'. Everything from comforting words such as "If you haven't failed, you haven't been a mother" to the very true: "There are only three obstacles to calm, thoughtful child-rearing: 1) exhaustion, 2) exhaustion, 3) exhaustion."

£3.99 + £1 p+p

This book is available in the shops but you can also order it direct from us. Just send us your name and address together with a cheque for £4.99 (includes £1 for postage and packing) made out to Top Notch Nannies to:

Top Notch Nannies
49 Harrington Gardens
London SW7 4JU

We will send you a copy by return of post.