"Raising a small child is as easy as nailing a poached egg to a tree."

200 top chuckles for parents of children of any age. This spoof instruction book laws down the laws of parenthood and childhood such as these childhood laws of physics:

"You will only get hurt if there is a grown-up there to see it. Summer lasts five years. Snow is only fun until it gets into your mittens and socks were meant to be in the bottom of wellingtons and not on your feet."

£3.99 + £1 p+p

This book is available in the shops but you can also order it direct from us. Just send us your name and address together with a cheque for £4.99 (includes £1 for postage and packing) made out to Top Notch Nannies to:

Top Notch Nannies
49 Harrington Gardens
London SW7 4JU

We will send you a copy by return of post.